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2 weeks ago, I told kids at school to write an essay titled ‘If I Were a Millionaire. Everyone was writing, except a girl who leaned back with arms folded. “What’s the matter, I asked. “Why aren’t you writing?” “I’m waiting for my secretary,” she replied. Scored her 10/10.
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My daughter, who is in fourth grade, had a desk partner who talked all day about how rich she was, how much money she had saved up, and how she was richer than my daughter. So my daughter replied, “It’s good; with a face like yours, at least someone might marry you for your money.”
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My wife and I were returning from a party at 2 AM when our car died in a remote area. There were no mobiles then, so we waited. An hour later, a college student passed by and drove us to town. We offered money but he said, “Happy to help.” Years later, my wife called…
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A family once took me on vacation with them, so I could watch their kids while they’d go out and explore the area. That week, my bed was the couch in the living room. It’s late at night, the kids are sleeping, I’m laying on the couch and the parents get back. The dad says,…
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A man boards a plane with six children. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, Are all of those children yours?” He replies, “No. I work for a condom company.These are customer complaints.”
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The father of a 16-year-old killed in a car crash was arrested for trying to build a higher guardrail on the side of a bridge where his daughter died. Cecily Mcree Hamilton died after the car she was in with her boyfriend drove over the edge of a bridge in Gainesville, Georgia. Shannon Hamilton, Cecily’s…
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Royal experts reveal that despite appearances, King Charles III remains gravely ill, with palace preparations for his funeral already in progress. The 75-year-old monarch, who has been battling cancer since early 2024, continues to struggle despite his return to public duties. “His appearances have become shorter, and he often requires rest immediately afterward,” insiders report.…
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Money sometimes causes conflict in relationships, particularly when one spouse feels entitled to a specified amount. Becky, for example, thought that the wealth her father gave her should be spent on herself rather than on family needs. Her husband objected, telling her that he’s been there for her for years. In an unexpected twist, he…
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4 Guys Follow Drunk Teen With Her “Dad’ When Hunch Tells Them Something Is Not Right You’ve heard the phrases “trust your gut” and “follow your instincts.” Well, there’s a very good reason those phrases exist. They are 100% true! You should always listen to your instincts, especially when you get those feelings you just…
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No, ticks are not able to withstand a toilet flush. In fact, flushing a tick down the toilet can put it in risk because it might not be able to float and could drown instead. Even though ticks are renowned for their resilience and toughness, they can nevertheless drown in water. Additionally, they are unable…